You’ve had a timer on your wrist your entire life, counting down to the moment you would meet your soulmate. However, as the last few moments tick by, you find yourself in an empty alley in the dead of night. The timer reaches 0 and fades off your wrist. Still, no one was around. Where were they? A whimper echoes through the alley. After investigating, you find five newborn puppies crowded around their dead mother. It clicks.

Okay but that’s the whole story. You went too far.

Plot twist: you are a dog