Phobos, the god of fear, has many children, each representing a different fear. His oldest children are Nyctophobia, the fear of the dark, and Thanatophobia, the fear of death. You are Arachibutyrophobia, the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
Civilization lives in an ever growing tower. Through advanced tech and resource management, the population lives well enough all things considered. What’s disconcerting is what becomes of the lower floors that are abandoned and locked off after a new floor is constructed.
Out of all possible familiars, you are “Graced” with a human. While legend says that they are beings of great power, yours just makes sarcastic comments and pranks people.
Everybody assumes that The Onion is satire, but you know different. Why? Because you’re its main reporter, gathering news from alternate realities.
Every four years, the Intergalactic Olympics take place and this is the first year Earth has qualified. NASA and SpaceX are put forward to represent Earth. “Let the games begin.”
You are superman, you weren’t able to prevent the nuclear war, now everyone is dead, except you. As you are searching for any life that might’ve survived, you hear a baby crying. On further investigation you find a baby with a note saying “take care of him Clark, he can prevent the war”
A princess is supposed to marry a prince in an arranged marriage but instead falls on love with the Lesbian hand maiden who has always quietly admired her.
You are a demon from hell and your whole family is assembled for a reunion. You decide to introduce your new girlfriend to them…only one problem…Your girlfriend is human.
Martians have just made contact, and reveal that their religious system revolves around astral bodies, and Earth (“The Blue God,” as the Martians call it) is their head deity. You are sent as the first emissary to convince the Martians not to worship Humanity as angels and gods.